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Hobby Lobby Announces It Muslim Now
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Women Explain How They’d Like To Have Their Bodies Restricted Next
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Zelensky Challenges Putin To Settle Ukraine War On The Dance Floor
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Zelensky Challenges Putin To Settle Ukraine War On The Dance Floor
Secret Service Finds Biden Attempting To Dig Own Grave On White House Lawn
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Secret Service Finds Biden Attempting To Dig Own Grave On White House Lawn
Disney Unveils New Mass Grave Where Fans Can Be Buried Alive With Favorite Characters Forever
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Disney Unveils New Mass Grave Where Fans Can Be Buried Alive With Favorite Characters Forever
First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk
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First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk
Elon Musk Rushed To Hospital After Attempting To Impregnate Toaster
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Elon Musk Rushed To Hospital After Attempting To Impregnate Toaster
Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital
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Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital
Triumphant Biden Announces U.S. Has Killed Man Who Kind Of Looks Like Osama Bin Laden
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Triumphant Biden Announces U.S. Has Killed Man Who Kind Of Looks Like Osama Bin Laden
AI Explains Why Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless
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AI Explains Why Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless
Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt
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Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt
No One Wanted This Poor Dog Because He Was A Registered Sex Offender, But He Found A Home With Me
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No One Wanted This Poor Dog Because He Was A Registered Sex Offender, But He Found A Home With Me
Gun Owner Explains Why He Needs Weapon To Protect Self From Gun He Currently Holding To Own Head
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Gun Owner Explains Why He Needs Weapon To Protect Self From Gun He Currently Holding To Own Head
Biden Announces Plans For Extra PlayStation 5 Controller In Case Someone Visits Nation
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Biden Announces Plans For Extra PlayStation 5 Controller In Case Someone Visits Nation
White Woman Explains Why As An Anti-Racist Ally She Refuses To Say Any Word That Starts With 'N'
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White Woman Explains Why As An Anti-Racist Ally She Refuses To Say Any Word That Starts With 'N'
Jan. 6 Rioters Explain Why They Stormed The Capitol
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Jan. 6 Rioters Explain Why They Stormed The Capitol
Nation's Single Friends Announce Plans To Just Sort Of Stand There While Couples Kiss On New Year's
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Nation's Single Friends Announce Plans To Just Sort Of Stand There While Couples Kiss On New Year's
Ho, Ho, Ho, A Cabal Of Elite Pedophiles Is Trying To Kill Me!
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Ho, Ho, Ho, A Cabal Of Elite Pedophiles Is Trying To Kill Me!
How To Tell Your Mom You’re Not Coming Home For The Holidays
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How To Tell Your Mom You’re Not Coming Home For The Holidays
Mother Shares How Video Games Radicalized Her Son To Run Around And Pick Up Coins
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Mother Shares How Video Games Radicalized Her Son To Run Around And Pick Up Coins
Supreme Court Rules Anyone Who Had Abortion Under Roe Must Be Re-Impregnated
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Supreme Court Rules Anyone Who Had Abortion Under Roe Must Be Re-Impregnated
Ex-FDA Official Confirms Existence Of Vegetables
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Ex-FDA Official Confirms Existence Of Vegetables
22 Golden Bachelor Contestants Announce Pregnancies
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22 Golden Bachelor Contestants Announce Pregnancies
Target Now Offering Snipers To Take Out Other Shoppers For Black Friday
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Target Now Offering Snipers To Take Out Other Shoppers For Black Friday
Jada Pinkett Smith Announces She's Pregnant With Chris Rock’s Baby
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Jada Pinkett Smith Announces She's Pregnant With Chris Rock’s Baby
Scientist Explains How Climate Crisis Would Be Averted If Greta Thunberg Just Tried A Little Harder
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Scientist Explains How Climate Crisis Would Be Averted If Greta Thunberg Just Tried A Little Harder
Honor Our Troops By Watching Over This Sleeping Soldier
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Honor Our Troops By Watching Over This Sleeping Soldier
Police Officer Explains Why The Intoxicating Rush Of Murder Should Always Be A Last Resort
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Police Officer Explains Why The Intoxicating Rush Of Murder Should Always Be A Last Resort
Food-Poisoned Ghost Caught Groaning Loudly In Bathroom
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Food-Poisoned Ghost Caught Groaning Loudly In Bathroom
Guys just vote Republican
If this is not real news, I wonder what else is!
Deathamphetamines
FINALLY an ADHD video that doesn't trigger ADHD symptoms, thank you the Onion, the freshest choise for medical news since 1337 AD.
People without ADHD might confuse it with random shitposting, they will never get it...
But they still don't realize that they will die too and have to prepare for their afterlife.
I plan to send an automated probe. Wish me luck!
How you can claim your son on the tax return after you marry so he has to pay an entire first year of college and hasn’t lived at home in 6 months.
Vice president Biden indeed knew "a guy" that could get them some speed....
Clearly they didn't take long enough!
This joke really nails the incessant paranoia that the two parties have toward each other!😂😩
They all are pro stit utes
“Every second of my day is accounted for” *Michael makes the first eye contact of his life*
hello world 1day
16 years later and this is still hilarious 😂
Every time my six year old describes an adventure sequence, it will now have Vin Diesel in it when I picture it in my head.
WOW... really? I can't believe they are THAT STUPID!!! ... oh, yea... they're corporate, so yea, they are...
This was heartbreaking to watch crying so hard rn
Give up the cat is diabolical
Given 'shrinkflation', 'family sized' is barely a meal anymore.
Was really hoping her name would be Nicole or something lol
This is evil💀
"Pledge your loyalty to the state of israel" The most American line in the onion.
Hilarious!
I HOPE THIS IS FAKE 🥵🥵🥵
The onion here predated fifty shades of grey : Spanish inquisition
Is this the commmand and conquer guy?
11 years later this is all pretty accurate.
just wait until he brings back the coins and shows his mom, "former news interviewee shares how his son's coin collecting addiction brought a whole $2 home, and now she can fully pay back all of her debt after struggling for years"
🤦♂️
This is actually scaring me lol. But I know it's satire, so this is very creative and well written
The Onion used to be so good 😂
The president agrees this seems like a pretty good deal
This is Huffpost level journalism. Reminds of the supposed trump tape that probably never existed. Haha
Rip Jan Paweł II, 21:37 was a time.
whats with all the weird descriptiions its so funny
“His classmates dismissed him as obnoxious, and a moron.”
2:12 "YOU WILL DIE" Bunny: 😐😐
Now teach him about the afterlife and spirituality
This is fucked lol
As an autistic person, this is hilariously accurate. My family and I had a great laugh at this.
ALZ-112
Bruh wtf...i feel Bad for that gorila
The people that are mad clearly don’t have any common sense or media literacy 😭
My wife cooks, I’m the scullery maid when it comes to clean up. This is typical of when our now adult kids and their families come over for dinner.
It’s funny, Florida had low slave numbers compared to the rest of the south, but the most believable state this would happen in is Florida lmao
“3000 of their own infidels?” lol
The reporters are so condescending 😐 I feel bad for this kid. Like, leave him be.
Okay but I want real answer. Not I love my mommy, so my mommy can do whatever she wants to do.
This is what the woke left wants