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the amount of people who do not understand this is satire after calling americans dumb, is hilarious.

How can you be an ex pedophile and say that’s all behind you but you still are a pedophile no matter how you look at it 🤦🏻‍♂️

It’s unbreakable, unless it’s dropped or hit. That means it’s not unbreakable.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It takes 2 seconds to know this is a piss-take.

Can't wait for Call of Duty 4 where the VA denies your disability claim and you get accused of being a baby killer by a 18 year old college student who is majoring in Music Appreciation.

Onion was ok e amazing

This is weird when the democrat degenerates are doing things just as bad as the stuff in this video but unironically

Body health at any weight right folks!

Maybe he knows how to appreciate the simple things in life and hasn’t blown out his dopamine receptors with other people’s social media highlight reels like all of you have

‘Say Goodbye to Anxiety: The final solution with all that science snd medicine-By: A. Doktor’

AA is a cult mixed with governmental overreach. Sobriety makes society just that much more miserable and insufferable.

Blatantly offensive stereotype of someone with autism and yet I'm charmed

Man, this world needs more autistic people

What was mr.thompson a suspect for??

My son got addicted to video games that are very young age, specifically City Skylines. He now makes millions of dollars a year as a city planner in Dubai. A real horrific fate, for someone so innocent.

his interest is indeed a bit odd

Lol this looks scripted, it is right

This is like one of those horrifying dreams where you're the only one that sees something wrong with the situation.

The military having pity

done in seven days or such

This would sell like hotcakes down in The Twin Cities 💀

How'd they get out?!

Yknow I hear that he’s married to the woman who made the book on how to raise your kids.

I saw the headline before I saw it was the onion and started having an existential crisis for the poor gorilla.

O PANIE TO TY NA MNIE SPOJRZAŁEŚ

US overthrew Ukraine in 2014 to start a coup. This isn't a theory, we have absolute proof with an intercepted phone call which is known to be authentic.

Yes

ACAB They ain’t human anymore (I know this is the onion but I’m feeling wrathful right now)

this is absurd. biden's america everyone!

I mean would it kill them to make just one clay pot

Gotta bookmark this for November.

Seems like something out of Wolfenstein

He didn’t hesitate for a second. The boys at the DoD did some serious research. God bless the US and her troops, defending the most precious resource

"scene of the bullshit"

Shit the damn Automatons have taken over the Onion. For Super Earth! For managed-democracy!

what the fuck

Calling wives the sex slaves a husbands is scarily accurate to how femcels and radfems talk nowadays.

...and the budget for these gorilla experiments was only $45 million of tax payer money, a drop in the bucket compared to the $1+ trillion for CERN! Ahh, trust the science and the scientists.....who never ask taxpayers for money, the American government just takes it and spends it however wants, gorilla mortality and the possible origins of the universe! Great questions win millions are starving and dying of disease!

Omar al faruq is the name of one of the companions of the prophet Muhammad ﷺ .

Progressive libs in a nutshell.

Poor spoiled little boy.

I miss the Onion, they were so un-pc

double it and give it to another person

Amazing 👏

I really wish this wasn’t a joke. This would be amazing, seriously.

❤

Bahahahaha

These "good boys" are prohibited in 12 countries

So this was posted 15 years ago? That would be about a year before Apple released the iPad … Just a blank slab with a single button …